Homo Idioticus

A split group of Homo Sapiens that have evolved to have up to 80% less brain matter, thus greatly decreasing intelligence.

Bob: "How could Carl possibly be that dumb?"
Jake: "I think he is a Homo Idioticus."

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious April 7, 2022

Some Idiot On The Web

Me!

It is the glorious Some Idiot On The Web!

by SomeIdiot0nTheWeb May 16, 2022

Sapphic idiot

When someone of the female gender is head over heels for someone of the same sex.

I'm such a sapphic idiot for my crush because I get so awkward when I try to talk to her.

by Impasabear August 10, 2022

MOTIVATED IDIOT

Noun: A motivated employee or person who is trying to perform a task or complete a responsibility without having the knowledge or ability to properly do so.

"I am amazed how excited he is to help but he will be in the way and slow us down because he is a MOTIVATED IDIOT."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.

Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

Sexist Idiot

Someone that thinks that only men can be sexist, when in reality, anyone can be sexist, just like anyone can be racist.

Karen is a sexist idiot

by PhoenixGamer34 March 1, 2023

All-Purpose Idiot

An all-purpose idiot is someone who is downright stupid and has no idea what they are doing. The term originated from M*A*S*H

(The camp was to be inspected by General Macauthur so Frank was in charge of duty rosters)
Hawkeye: What do you mean no orderlies?
Trapper: They're all out manicuring the rocks, I couldn't even get an X-Ray on this guy.
Hawkeye: Are we running a hospital or a motel for visiting demi-gods?
Trapper: It's Frank Burns the all-purpose idiot.

by Mash4077 April 5, 2015