irish handle

To tie a shirt, preferable a white long sleeve dress shirt around a girl's waist, just ahead of her hips. Her hips lock it in place, so that during doggy-style intercourse the shirt can be used as a handle to allow for more forceful thrusts. Partucularly useful when intoxicated.

Thanks for lending me your new dress shirt, I'm sorry it got stretched and stained when I used it to put an Irish handle on your sister.

by Ovide Greyeyes May 11, 2006

Irish

the irish wear green all the time and drink beer for a living. FALSE! they celebrate in church for st.patricks day. they do a parade. there are no leplorcons. they ussaly have blue eyes and dark hair. they have a history of being prejudged by the english. but, they share hisory in a way. ALL of the irish came from the iberian peninslua. so, if youre irish, youre either portuguese or spanish, OR maybe even both! i am irish and i am proud to have oroginated in portugal and spain.

i am irish and i think that they are just people. they are not all white. i know a couple of black folks who are irish. but MOST are white. not all. i am not saying that we are the coolest people ever. we are just people. saying that is totally not nessesary.

by someguywhoplaysbytherules June 6, 2007

Irish Drop

n. an amount of alcohol, described as a "drop" in order to downplay the volume consumed. In many traditional Irish drinking songs, the narrator refers to only a "drop" of liquor, yet it always seems enough to lead to wacky misadventures.

"took a drop of the pure to keep me heart from sinking/ that's the Paddy's cure whenever he's up for drinking"
- "The Rocky Road to Dublin"

"Did you see Bill last night? He was so wasted. He told me he only had an Irish Drop"

"to help him on with his work every day he had a drop of the craythur every morn"
- "Finnegan's Wake"

by bitofrandito September 16, 2010

Irish straight edge

The same thing as straight edge, but
allow drinking, one does not have to
be Irish but it helps

'Ur not straight edge, u drink!'
'i'm Irish straight edge'

by Drunkshiri August 2, 2007

Irish Handshake

When a guy is throwing up and receiving a hand job from a girl at the same time.

"Hey man, you just puked all over the car and that ho gave you a irish handshake"

by Toan To April 23, 2006

irish handshake

throwing up when getting a hand job

i totally got an irish handshake and it got all up in her hair.

by hayzus April 30, 2006

Irish Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.

"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."

"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."

by Sean Gardner July 6, 2006