black cat in a coal cupboard

An analogy to keeping something secret. Or for keeping something dark or quiet.

Gandalf: Is it secret, is it safe?
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!

Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!

by Charcoal44 June 19, 2011

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

My Pea in a Pod

Hannah darling you are my other pea, we share the same pod!! I love you so much darling and I'm so glad I met you!! your the closest friend I've had in a long time and one that I never wanna loose you!!!!!

My pea in a pod is always you Hannah

by anon328372672 December 15, 2015

2 hippies in a headlock

A female with a lot of underarm hair.

Fuck me. That’s one hairy bitch is that. She looks to have 2 hippies in a headlock.

by Aitch73 June 3, 2018

Never pour gravy in a miner's hat

Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat!No?Yeah exactly!

"Oi lets go piss off TJ"

"Never pour gravy in a miner's hat"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

two simps in a box

Where two individuals simp for eachother nonstop.

God we’re so perfect for eachother, I’d simp for you anyday br0, like two simps in a box.

by Pp veri biiig May 28, 2020

like a moose in a hurricane

A phrase commonly used on the west coast to describe a crazy or supernatural event

Damn bro.. that was just like a moose in a hurricane

by I make words123 October 15, 2020