Cvnting Season

The season to surve cunt.

Dylan: Why do you have high heels on?

Funny and Tammy: duh it's Cvnting Season

by Tammyaep March 10, 2024

Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022

Seasons SMP

The SMP that is making Lifesteal look like a Joke

Man Seasons SMP is actually way better then Lifesteal

by YourNotLuis December 20, 2023

season washer

someone who is a looks like ab lincoln’s pinky toe and often takes the gun out of situations

calling someone a season washer

by cenuspenis August 19, 2023

Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

In the seasonal meantime

As a way of saying what's happening during a season, as of now, but now as in the present season (within any month of fall, etc.).

October (Fall) 2011.

Ian: One of these days we should go to one of those island singles resorts. I dunno how soon it'll be, but in the seasonal meantime, let's get together for the next Celtics game.

Seth: Sweet! I'm down!

by ribetab August 27, 2012

wetter than niagra falls in flood season

Becca after the wink

better was wetter than niagra falls in flood seasons after she was given the wink

by the guy winking May 21, 2018