minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Minecraft

A game for faggots

Fuck its minecraft he must be gay

by Nourmumgay August 7, 2018

minecraft

a (game) with 2 pixels max and a guy who breaks brick and wood

-Look at this 5 year old kid he is playing minecraft

by memesmemesmemesmemesmemesmemes February 10, 2019

Minecraft

A highly advanced computer simulation program, developed in Germany, in 1938, built with the purpose of helping plan military operations Weiss, Gelb and Barbarossa, as well as to aid the Einsatzgruppen in the systematic slaughter of Jews in occupied areas in the wake of Nazi forces.

"Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft"

by NevadaNiggaWhoJusCrashedHisUFO May 29, 2018

Minecraft

The vanilla, less cancerous version that came before Roblox. Physics do not exist in this dimension. Often used to create fanmade music videos and parodies, such as Let It Go (replaced by Let It Blow), Viva la Vida, and many forms of 18+ content. Despite these, it can actually be used to create beautiful structures and creations.

Minecraft:"why"

by pinkglasses May 16, 2018

Minecraft

A multiplayer game, that you can play with friends, do parkour, roleplays, survive and creative, its hard at first, but when you know the game its easy.....

Notch Created this game for kids to have fun, learn really cool things

Guy 1: THIS GAME, minecraft IS SO STUPID
Guy 2: Prove it, you cant because its so fun, it has everything you want in their, and you can ask notch for updates
Guy 1: OH BOY i want to play MIINNNNEEECCCCRRAAAFFTTTT NOW!!!!!!!
Guy 2: lol

by 051nivag May 23, 2018

Minecraft

A game that will get you all the ladies

A: how did you meet your girlfriend

B: we met playing Minecraft hunger games on mineplex

by Holy_feking_sheet_ball June 28, 2019