App Humans

App humans is basically Apps, but humanized- Originated by CountryHumans and StateHumans, but it has become its own thing now.

Person 1: Have You heard about App Humans?
person 2: nope, never have, what's that?
person 1: yeah, it's not that great anyways, COUNTRIES ARE BETTER...

by IloveMoky June 13, 2021

husk of a human

To be a husk. To live each and every day and not a thought pass by worth remembering. You blink, breathe, exist but none it it feels real. You look down at your hands, you see skin and you know underneath is flesh. But what's below? The soul you were promised by birth, or whatever life left you with after tearing you apart. And then the next time you look in the mirror, and you see eyes and skin and hair but you know that none of it is real. Because your not human, just living in the shell of one.

She felt like, none of it was real. It was all an illusion. She was a husk of a human.

by goshstopoverthinking November 6, 2023

human malware

The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.

My unvaccinated sister came to Thanksgiving and now our whole family has human malware.

by Dodger of Zion January 7, 2022

Human Sunglasses

A sexual position in which the man places his scrotum on top of a girls eyes and jiggles them around.

Dude, I just gave my gf human sunglasses!

by ShmexyBoii October 28, 2011

Human Elephant

When a Male puts his anus to a females forhead creating suction with his butthole. The legs acts as the ears of the creature, the balls are the eyes and the penis is the trunk draped over the females nose. This combination makes the human elephant.

Wow Tom you and Martha do a great human elephant!

by Hung Bill January 3, 2022

Human Wrongs

Human Wrongs are imoral ideas or actions for certain standards of human behaviour that effect international law.

My human wrongs permit me steal shit and break stuff.

by Quinnfinity August 4, 2022

Human flypaper

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.

Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.

by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020