Handlejobbler

A handlejobbler is someone who handles jobs when there is no one else to handle them, and is not very cool because of it.

B: Dude! Chick-Fil-A is closed again! I hate that they aren't open on wednesday.
C: There's a KFC open down the road man! Relax!
B: Nah man, KFC's such a handlejobbler. I'd rather get chinese.

by Ursula McLean March 25, 2011

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handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.

You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!

by drummer0 August 5, 2014

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hangledangle

An awkward ball bag arrangement. To have ones jewellery uncomfortably positioned. To be squeezed into to tight spot, in public, with no obvious way of freeing the 'fella'. Also known as the 'mangledangle'.

Ooh, my jewellery is all caught up in me boxers. I've hangledangled myself and I am going to look a twat if I try and undo the tangle now, talking to the vicar

by Vexillifer68 March 4, 2014

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Handlebarred

1. The act of having sex on a bicycle
2. When a girl buts her ass in your face while you finger her.
3. When a girl grabs on to your dick and doesn't let go.

Sanders got handlebarred by Tyson last night!!!

I handlebarred the hell out of her. I'm pretty sure she got tire grease all over her ass.

She said she was wanking me, but it seemed like she was just handlebarring me .

by Mainstream Fuckboi December 21, 2015

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