The act of eating a woman’s ass while simultaneously massaging her clit. Can be done from any position, primarily from the back. Gigem
by OlRockthebadAg December 2, 2024
Get the Rusty Harmonica mug.(SHSJ)- Typically a male with medium to long hair and a thin , patchy mustache. Goons to hentai and insta reels. LIVES on his computer. Will message first but begins growing distant after you message back.
He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.
His “humor” includes:
young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him
He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.
Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”
HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.
Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.
His “humor” includes:
young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him
He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.
Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”
HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.
Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
There are currently ELEVEN Stretch Harmstrong Junior’s in the world. ZERO of which use shampoo :(. OnlY FOURTEEN can co-exist at a time. Abraham LINCOLN was a SHSJ, especially when he visited HAGERSTOWN.
by Str8OuttaChiraq June 29, 2025
Get the Stretch Harmstrong Junior mug.When the harmony added to the main vocal causes the singer as well as listeners face to appear as if they have smelled vinegar. Hands might even even appear to be in a time out motion momentarily as the beat controls a steady body rock.
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Get the Stank harmony mug.When a male has sex with a female and holds her leg in the air and straddles her other leg simultaneously farting
Anakin: “Hey Tony, did you see how I gave Susan a Midwest Harmonica last night?”
Tony: “I wish that was me”
Tony: “I wish that was me”
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Get the playing a harmonica mug.Blowing into your partners anus during analingus, in order to build up enough air to cause sound to permeate from the sphincter.
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Get the Out of tune harmonica mug.The stratigic placement of a musical instrument in your girls mouth, whilst plowing her from the back.
When she's screaming like a boar, gently place the Harmonica in her mouth to complete the Hillbilly Harmonica.
When she's screaming like a boar, gently place the Harmonica in her mouth to complete the Hillbilly Harmonica.
What did you do last night mate.
" well we had good night until I have her the Hillbilly Harmonica"
Its where you put a Harmonica in your partners mouth while she's being plugged from the back.
She's want pleases but it definitely made a fucking symphony.
" well we had good night until I have her the Hillbilly Harmonica"
Its where you put a Harmonica in your partners mouth while she's being plugged from the back.
She's want pleases but it definitely made a fucking symphony.
by porkchopp69 November 9, 2020
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