Goochin it

The act of looking like you are in complete control yet have no idea what you are doing or what is going on around you whilst being scared shitless.

Dude, you got this?

Yea, man. I'm totally goochin it.

by Xanddori October 18, 2012

Goochitis

Noun - frequently used as a medical term to diagnose unknown diseases, conditions and/or symptoms that afflict young, crazy motherfuckers.

"Sheesh, Chris, what the hell is that weird rash on your leg."

"I'm not sure, Bob. Doctor's have no clue. They think it's Goochitis."

by Muffin35 July 21, 2012

Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching

Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"

by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014

goocherific

a bi-sexual female that is at the time in a relationship with both a asshole guy and a cuntish girl.

Sarah: " Did you know that Stacey is dating both that asshole Andrew AAAANNNND that cunt Rebecca?"

Chris: " Yeah that girl is goocherific... "

Sarah: " I know bro... I know "

by The Hoaginator's Dog April 29, 2014

Gooch Bracken

A patch of overgrown pubic hair found on the perineum of a man or a woman.

"Dude this girl had so much Gooch Bracken I couldn't even bear to cross the bridge to Trumpton!"

by SamBennyfud June 1, 2014

Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.

Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.

by Cashmere Dreams September 1, 2014

Gooch wipe

When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch

Jax is a gooch wipe

by Tylermcnabb February 11, 2015