garden party

When 15 or more people get together to to toss one another's salad.

Those hos were so coked up they couldn't tell one end from the other, pretty soon that hotel room turned into a regular garden party.

by dinosaurious February 11, 2010

snake in the garden

term told to little kids when they see their parents having sex.

Now son , you saw the snake in the garden trying to find food in holes.

by DChap23 March 30, 2008

garden hoe

a particularly gracious bitch who waters your plants

Big Rod: Hey so how is that new bitch you picked up in the projects

Gamble: She's great. Luckily she turned out to be a garden hoe

by SPANKLING January 26, 2011

hanging gardens of babylon

A sexual act where a large group of guys place their balls on or around a girl's face. (Minimum 4 guys)

Me and my buddy gave her a hanging gardens of babylon last night!

by Mack Daddy2342 February 24, 2008

weed the garden

waxing or shaving one's pubic hair so that none is left.

like how when you weed the garden, you don't want any weeds left; you wax, you don't want any hair left.

the other day, my best friend Carolyn and I were waiting for my hot tub to heat up. i noticed that my backyard had a bunch of weeds in it, so i decided to weed the garden. she helped me. as we worked, i looked down and realized that i either needed to trim the bushes or weed the garden. so i was like "damn, i need to weed the bushes." and she was like "we are, dumbass." and i was like "no, i need to wax my pubic hair, i look like a caveman."

by missybobisssayyy March 12, 2009

avant garde

the French word for "bullshit"

Person 1: "Post-modernism is so avant garde."

Person 2: "I know. It's quite awful, isn't it?"

by haaaaaze September 15, 2009

garda

Armoured band of cunts in the Republic of Ireland, equivalent to pigs everywhere else. These baton-wielding yobs act much the same way as their sister organisations elsewhere, beating up foreigners and protesters and generally making the world a nastier place.

Like the IRA, they wear all black and cover their faces with masks (the riot squad do, anyway). Unlike the IRA, they don't even PRETEND to be fighting for liberation.

Garda stands for
Grunting
Anal-
Retentive
Dicksucking
Asswipes

by Andy May 1, 2004