by not will hensley December 12, 2007
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For example.
Friend: "ur granny tranny"
Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"
Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*
Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE
For example.
Friend: "ur granny tranny"
Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"
Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*
Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE
by The_meme_vult42091169 March 15, 2018
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A grandfather joint is a joint made out of roaches. The grandfather joint is stronger than a normal joint due the marijuana resin accumulated on the roach.
by MattySA July 3, 2006
Get the grandfather joint mug.(1) It was hot as balls last night, so I slept foxy grandpa style.
(2) After I convinced her to sleep over, I pulled a foxy grandpa.
(3)
Ralph: Your girlfriend looks disgusting sleeping foxy grandpa style.
Skyman: Don't you mean foxy grandma?
Ralph: No, bitch looks like a man.
(2) After I convinced her to sleep over, I pulled a foxy grandpa.
(3)
Ralph: Your girlfriend looks disgusting sleeping foxy grandpa style.
Skyman: Don't you mean foxy grandma?
Ralph: No, bitch looks like a man.
by mcweaksauce April 13, 2010
Get the foxy grandpa style mug.The wrath of the family matriarch that is generally triggered by doing something tremendously displeasing to Gma. This wrath can range from cold stares and cutting comments around the Thanksgiving table, to extended guilt trips, to having family lakeside cabin privileges revoked, and even to having her rewrite you out of her will.
Grandmageddon should be avoided or delayed at all costs, because unlike other people, she is much more likely to carry her grudge to the grave- mainly because the crazy old bitch is not to far from it.
Grandmageddon should be avoided or delayed at all costs, because unlike other people, she is much more likely to carry her grudge to the grave- mainly because the crazy old bitch is not to far from it.
"Dave doesn't look to happy about going home for the Thanksgiving break."
"That's because he has to tell his Grandma that he and Julie are planning on spending Christmas in Cancun. He's planning on triggering Grandmageddon on his last day there."
"Oh? How sad- he was really looking forward to getting that '09 BMW. Well, so much for that."
"That's because he has to tell his Grandma that he and Julie are planning on spending Christmas in Cancun. He's planning on triggering Grandmageddon on his last day there."
"Oh? How sad- he was really looking forward to getting that '09 BMW. Well, so much for that."
by JohnnyTheLatteBoy January 2, 2009
Get the Grandmageddon mug.Stand naked in the corner of a room with arms extended like the hands of a clock while rocking hips side to side to slap one's balls against his thigh rhythmically with every second
Uncle Lester got drunk again on Thanksgiving and did the grandfather cock in the corner of the living room for hours until my mom finally called the police
by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011
Get the Grandfather Cock mug.Even worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and ur granny trannie combined. Every time someone says it 200 random non asexual grandpas die.
Joe "My grandpa died suddenly"
Bob"Did someone say 'ur grandpa asexual' again!?"
Joe "What have you done!?"
*Non-asexual grandpas death noises*
Bob"Did someone say 'ur grandpa asexual' again!?"
Joe "What have you done!?"
*Non-asexual grandpas death noises*
by The shitpope March 12, 2018
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