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the linolium floors

The most awesome band around! How is it humanly possible to not like them?
Hey guys come watch the linolium floors play at the house of blues!
by punkrocker5 May 1, 2004
mugGet the the linolium floorsmug.

Floor & Feline

A name used for a dou of hoes in Enschede
Floor & Feline are hoes in Enschede
by Mika_bos March 26, 2024
mugGet the Floor & Felinemug.

Net Floor

A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.
Fromm: john@johnjohn.org
To: Netfloor@johnjohn.org

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed.

john doe @ office 122, floor 12
by J.c.McQueen December 12, 2008
mugGet the Net Floormug.

Floor Loot

Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.
Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"

Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."
by SonyBravia February 22, 2025
mugGet the Floor Lootmug.

Flooring

Over exaggerating a matter with no remorse towards one’s feelings.

Verb
I want you to ride my face and spell coconut backwards please...floored

Flooring is defined as expressing or displaying “extra” behavior towards any situation.
by Inkofgold September 13, 2019
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Floor licker

A floor licker is someone who licks floors for a e girl or something else..
razer: hey, lick the floor bud!

someone: ok !

razer: what a Floor licker!
by zooweemama! May 16, 2023
mugGet the Floor lickermug.

Floor

PLEASE JUST PUBLISH AND MAKE IT MOST POPULAR FOR THE MEMES!!!
FLOOR!!!!
by korosenai November 1, 2019
mugGet the Floormug.

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