Adobe Flash

Adobe Flash, also known as Adobe Flash Player, the Flash virus, or just simply Flash is a major computer virus that has been affecting multiple computer operating systems for over 10 years now. The virus disguises itself as a web game loader, so that stupid people download it, but in reality it opens your machine up to hundreds of security risks, and loads up tons of not only annoying but extremely CPU intensive advertisements on websites that often make your web browser either start to lag like crazy or just simply crash unless you have a very powerful computer (and even then it often leads to problems as the Flash system is so outdated it cant even perform well on many extremely powerful systems). My 2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo system could barely handle Flash ads, the CPU fan had to come on full speed to cool it as it ran so hot, just from ADS! Almost all computer security experts agree that Flash should NEVER be installed just for the security risks alone, never mind all the other stuff this virus leads to. Apple is one of the first companies to stop preinstalling Flash on their Macs, and it is not even installable on their mobile devices. It is recommended that if you have a PC or an older Mac that has Flash on it, you remove it immediately. You can find instructions on how to remove it by searching on Google. It is not detected by most major antivirus programs (as Adobe bribes them to not list it as a virus), so you will have to manually remove it.

Person 1: Did you know that Adobe Flash has had over 100 unaddressed major security holes for over a year now, leading to many extremely harmful viruses affecting PC's and Android phones, and even Macs?

Person 2: I don't care, I wanna watch my porno videos and play these poorly done games on Facebook!

by iBoy2G March 8, 2011

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Flash Whore

One who is prepared to sacrifice his lunch hour every day to Whore obscure Flash movies.

Never seen eating food.
Can be heard saying "Will work for bandwidth"

That Bavage is such a Flash Whore. He is THE Flash Whore against which all other Flash Whores are measured.

Don’t shake his hand.

by The Evil Craig February 23, 2005

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Golden Flasher

A Kent State University student, usually female, who drunkenly flashes at sporting events, parties, & other KSU events.

Streaker running through the student center wearing a spider-man mask, aka GOLDEN FLASHER!

by Mike223343 January 26, 2009

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flash bang

When you are masturbating to the point BEFORE the climax, then when a girl comes into the room you pull down her pants and stick your penis inside her pussy. Since you were about to reach your climax, you end up having an orgasm in her vagina.

*guys sticks his penis into girl's vagina without her consent and has a flash bang*
Girl: How did you have an orgasm one second after raping me?
Guy: I was masturbating before and I just had a flash bang.

by Mescoa December 16, 2008

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