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Dork Fight

A fight in which two generally male members of the human species attack each other using one of the following:
1.) a marching band/orchestra instrument case, usually of the larger tuba persuasion.
or
2.) a backpack.
The instruments are used by swinging them at your opponent(s), while the backpack is better used worn backwards as you charge your opponent face first.
"Woah, look at those dorks fighting with their instrument cases!"

"Dude, total dork fight!"
by MiriamD124 September 19, 2009
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Weiness Fight

A bumping of the loose skin on your elbow while screaming " WEINESS FIGHT!"
by UhhhhDinosaurs. February 21, 2011
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Probation fight

A fight(Mostly physical/Can be verbal) between some worthless schmuck who performed something completely mindless to get on probation and his elder that tries to tell him to get his life on track through criticism and surveillance. The probation boy usually become hot headed over nothing and is eventually subdued and tranquilized and sent to a juvenile hall for a day.
Where is you're loser roommate today?

He got into a probation fight with a salvation army worker. This time he might have an extended stay in jail.
by HB26 February 20, 2011
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fist fight

1. something that has gotten way less common in schools due to the increased amount of distaste people have for physical violence
2. The process in which 2 people fight each other (only fists) in order to gain popularity, a personal item they have, defend oneself, or to release testosterone
3. What causes a bunch of people to start filming and yell "Worldstar"
person 1: Dude, why u gotta hit out of my juul dude (pushes person 2)
person 2: I needed a hit nibba, u know that my juul ran out a few days ago
person 1: IDGAF, I don't want u using my juul (pushes person 2)
person 2: (throws punch)
(fist fight breaks out)
crowd: OH SHIT WORLDSTARRR! WORLDSTARRR!!!
by Dubiks April 12, 2019
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Midget Pool Fight

The art of allowing a minimum of two midgets, aka members of the small community to fight in the deep end of a swimming pool without drowning.
(requiremets)
2 Normal People
2 Little People
Swimming Pool (deep end over 3 Feet)

Hey Malachy " grab that midget over there and Ill grab the other one, put them on your shoulder and ill do the same and lets have a midget pool fight, last person standing in the water wins"
by lawboffin March 28, 2009
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pillow fight

When women fight eachother with their breasts, shaking them in each others faces. Everybody wins.
These two women had a great pillow fight video on their website.
by psyduck1 July 15, 2010
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