Weasel farmer

A cat.

What is that damn weasel farmer into now?

by an_roc June 2, 2020

Kiln Farmer

An overly enthusiastic art teacher

"Mr.art I finished my artwork" "Get in the kiln," said the Kiln Farmer

by Beans_Time June 29, 2020

Rice farmer

A straight male who unknowingly simps for another dude

Yo that Rice farmer guy simped for xBEASTINARYx but I found out xBEASTINARYx was a dude!

by ChaseMaximum October 30, 2020

stingy farmer

A pers0n 8f an agricul7ural background who refuses to p4y you back mon3y that you 5hared with them, intentionally u5ing excu2es to avo1d having to give you the money/item5 they owe.

Dylan: I keep trying to RING Sean to get my money off him, but he never answers his PHONE
Eoghan: That's because he is a stingy farmer

by LoverOfDeadCalves November 18, 2020

Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.

Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.

by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020

weed farmer

A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.

James grows weed plants in his farm, and thus he is a weed farmer.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

unknown farmer

the worst insult possible, you aren’t known even in a small time;
irrelevant

you are an unknown farmer

by shatter69 May 7, 2021