Father Wristmas

Jerking off on Christmas Day

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Fagger

Retarded fuck

You stupid fagger

by Cunt licker420 February 9, 2022

Father

A synonym for nothing, having zero of something

"Hey I have a father." "You have nothing, nice"

by CommunistPS5 February 10, 2022

Fagger

A fagger is someone like Torma Torugo, super small and probably has sex with his sister

What the fuck Norm, stop being such a fagger

by NormSinGamin February 14, 2022

Father

Someone I’ve never met.

“Hey my father was being so goofy today, I love him!” Athena said.

“I don’t have a father” said you.

by Fatherlessisnotp February 17, 2022

Father Silas

The founder of the religion, Khan Academy. The religion was founded in February 2022 and currently has between 5-15 members.

Father Silas is the father of Khan Academy.

by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022

Father

"an elder god who gives you white liquid known as milk"

"world's most homeless guy ever"

Me:Father?
Father:Yes son?
Me:Get some milk. N O W

by ParanoidGod March 16, 2022