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1.The pessimistic 16 year-old Egyptian writing this definition.
2. A heartless yet brilliant individual- unmatched in intellect, indifference, misanthropy, and cynicism.
3. Someone who doesn't like being defined by other people.
2. A heartless yet brilliant individual- unmatched in intellect, indifference, misanthropy, and cynicism.
3. Someone who doesn't like being defined by other people.
A) Emad is such a skilled writer.
B) Person one: That Emad is just so freaking cruel...
Person Two: Yeah, he's a jerk... But he's still smarter than us.
C. Seriously, you people have got to stop defining me! (I'm aware of the irony). Get lives, go out on dates, copulate, reproduce, stare at the ceiling, do your homework, do anything else, I really don't care, just get off the internet because the previous definitions only show how sad and pathetic your lives are. O.K. Rant over. I'm going to go post inanely on a blog... :)
B) Person one: That Emad is just so freaking cruel...
Person Two: Yeah, he's a jerk... But he's still smarter than us.
C. Seriously, you people have got to stop defining me! (I'm aware of the irony). Get lives, go out on dates, copulate, reproduce, stare at the ceiling, do your homework, do anything else, I really don't care, just get off the internet because the previous definitions only show how sad and pathetic your lives are. O.K. Rant over. I'm going to go post inanely on a blog... :)
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19:20 <@Syko-X> yeah i respect aaron and the decisions he makes and any request he asks of me
23:30 <Cookie`> whos linode zomghax?
23:31 <paranox> idiot look at the ident
23:31 <paranox> Cookie`: learn2internet
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00:50 <masked> gs69azza fails
00:06 <wenchlett> <3
00:07 <mixy> S2
02:15 -Estate- Welcome to Estate's trivia channel for nerds. Trivia game is currently off. Please type /MSG Estate ? if you need help. Enjoy your stay! :-)
02:15 <Estate> UNO! gs69azza!aaron@85.17.154.18557
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02:20 -ChanOp- *** #emascc Database Match: * Min: 0 Max: 200 ***
wily 100
timex 100
sovnix 100
anomaly 100
Ezz^ 198 gs69azza 199
Syko-X 200 |lippa| 198
crypt_k 198
Fury 198
Sinther 150
Duckie_ 198
damo2002 185
Cookie` 199
IdleFire 175 Jamieliveshere 198
Stephen-wx 100 RavensRage 198 Sinsect 150
Richard 198
02:20 -ChanOp- *** End of List ***
19:20 <@Syko-X> yeah i respect aaron and the decisions he makes and any request he asks of me
23:30 <Cookie`> whos linode zomghax?
23:31 <paranox> idiot look at the ident
23:31 <paranox> Cookie`: learn2internet
23:31 <Cookie`> yeah, an ident tell me everything?
23:31 <Cookie`> suck mroe dick
23:49 <rioter> KGO
23:49 <rioter> KGO
23:50 <paranox> KGO
23:50 <paranox> KGO
00:50 <masked> gs69azza fails
00:06 <wenchlett> <3
00:07 <mixy> S2
02:15 -Estate- Welcome to Estate's trivia channel for nerds. Trivia game is currently off. Please type /MSG Estate ? if you need help. Enjoy your stay! :-)
02:15 <Estate> UNO! gs69azza!aaron@85.17.154.18557
02:15 <Estate>
02:15 <Estate> UNO! v0.96.74.3 by Marky
02:15 <Estate> UNO! Join Now - You Have 30 Seconds
02:20 -ChanOp- *** #emascc Database Match: * Min: 0 Max: 200 ***
wily 100
timex 100
sovnix 100
anomaly 100
Ezz^ 198 gs69azza 199
Syko-X 200 |lippa| 198
crypt_k 198
Fury 198
Sinther 150
Duckie_ 198
damo2002 185
Cookie` 199
IdleFire 175 Jamieliveshere 198
Stephen-wx 100 RavensRage 198 Sinsect 150
Richard 198
02:20 -ChanOp- *** End of List ***
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