defongerate

to leave, in a rapid fashion
to leave rapidly

did you just blow up the death star?

holy shit, yes i did, let us defongerate

by 94678934678 November 5, 2010

snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

To throw away a likely win through idiotic mistakes or dumbassery.

Only Tony Romo can throw for 5 TD and 506 yards and still snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Daddy, Mack (ret.) October 6, 2013

irony deficiency

A common deficiency in which the brain cannot process humor that contains irony.

George loves jokes about farting and pooping. Be when he's presented with any humor that has a hint of irony, his eyes just glaze over. He suffers from a serious case of irony deficiency.

by go out laughing May 22, 2014

definately

The modern mis-spelling of definitely seen in almost every modern example where a spell checker was not deployed, most commonly in internet chat, probably from its mis-pronunciation by modern youth and/or being confused with unfortunately.

Yeh, man! Definately!!

by ..WiL May 16, 2005

Deftones

One of the rare rock bands that generating something negative to say about them such as their members, the songs, concerts and progression through the years, is almost impossible to do. Hating on the deftones would be like hating on air. Like who would hate on air; if you don't breathe it, you die within minutes.

John: I think the deftones kind of suck
Kyle: So I take it you don't like air much either?
John: Air? I've never heard of them? Are they like the deftones
Kyle: yea kinda

by RockeyMullet March 19, 2009

defensive dining

Ordering expensive items off the menu when you know the check is going to be split evenly between everyone.

Defensive dining insures that the amount you owe at the end of the meal will be the same or less than what you ordered.

Jim: John, if you are going out with the Bill and the Marketing team for dinner tonight you need to use defensive dining when ordering. The last time I went with those guys they ordered the most expensive things on the menu and I got stuck paying $10 more than what I ordered.

by mc-sj-ca May 10, 2011

Default boi

A person in fortnite that has no money and has no clue what they are doing

Look Tyler there is a wild default boi in that bush

by Direapple48 September 16, 2018