doing a Stafford

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.

(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet

by fryson August 3, 2010

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how u doin?

a common phrase used by the character Joey in the popular TV series 'friends'

Joey: how u doin?
Random: im doin fine thanks and yourself?
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by wassittoyou June 6, 2007

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What doing?

Slang for "What are you doing?"

Me: "What doing?"
You: "Nothing."

by Susan Natch April 26, 2006

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Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns

The more porn you watch, the more hardcore the porn has to be for you to get an erection and to finish. For example, if you watch porn sporadically regular straight porn will do the trick. However, if you're a Giesel and masturbate 13+ times a day it will take some seriously hardcore bukkake or brazilian fart porn to get you off.

Palmer: Dude, last night Lesnick was locked in his room for like twelve hours straight masturbating. You know he had to be wanking to 2 girls 1 cup or some beastiality incest or something.

Pat Shea: How do you know that?

Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how

by the schnozzberries January 26, 2010

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