digital media

An IT term that refers to content created, stored, and distributed in digital format. The term has an unfortunate etymological coincidence with the Latin phrase "digitus medius", meaning "middle finger", which humorously highlights the prevalence of inappropriate content swimming on the Internet.

While digital media encompasses a vast array of creative works, the term's unfortunate etymology reminds us of the less savory aspects of the internet.

by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025

digital cigarettes

Tik Toks, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts etc.

Extremely addictive short videos that people cannot put down and waste their days away watching.

Put down those digital cigarettes and go make dinner. You’re wasting your day away.

by DigitalCigarettes December 4, 2023

Digital Spelunking

Digital spelunking is the act of probing between the toes of a sexual partner, using either the genitalia, tongue, or ear lobe, to find the necessary materials to progress through intercourse.

"B, digital spelunking is the pathway to many abilities, that some consider to be unnatural. It is a necessary evil. It is the only way we can consummate our love."

by cave_diver July 28, 2021

Digit Wrestling

A game played typically by a group of Royal Marines or vetted non-Royal Marines where three or more adult males drink ten or more pints of beer, strip naked and proceed to wrestle. The winner is determined when the first saliva drenched digit or finger is forcibly driven into another males poop shoot. The reigning title holder is currently named "Dutch" but proper names have not been divulged.

My arse is very sore today. I must have lost at Digit Wrestling...and I'm even upset.

by Kittykitty12 February 8, 2019

Digital Junk

Genitalia pictures on the internet or via text or other social media. Abbreviated: DJ

Send her your unrequested Digital Junk turns your social media into anti-social media.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

digitate

To waste time on a digital device by scrolling, swiping, tapping, or zoning out—especially instead of doing something more useful. The digital equivalent of vegetating.

I was supposed to finish my taxes, but I digitated on YouTube for two hours.

My teenager digitates for hours every evening—phone in hand, brain in neutral.

Don't just sit there digitating. Come help me move this lumber.

by CJDigitator June 15, 2025

Digital rape

When someone gangstalks another person under the false belief they are able to steal their internet influence.

My digital rape left me without the ability to access real-life without interference from those who are trying to gain my internet influence. They exposed my most private data without my consent in order to mentally and emotionally abuse me.

by Anymouse83 November 26, 2020