Don't Trust Covid-19 Vaccines.

The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or gullible congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.

Some church or cult leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda, by selfishly warning their members: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”

by MathPlus April 24, 2021

Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.

Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.

by MathPlus December 14, 2020

Don't Trust Covid-19 Vaccines.

The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or unsuspecting evangelical congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.

Some church leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda on their members, by warning them: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

didn't get his covid vaccine either

"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.

"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"

by Cranberry Bob July 18, 2021

A family member has tested positive for Covid-19

A hangover

Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19

by Javid-19 January 13, 2022

Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020

COVID-19

an excuse by the government to rape and destroy the economy of the middle class

guy 1: "you know covid-19?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, i lost my business because of boris johnson"

by bigbigboy47 February 10, 2022