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Don't Trust Covid-19 Vaccines.

The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or gullible congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.
Some church or cult leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda, by selfishly warning their members: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”
by MathPlus April 24, 2021
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Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 14, 2020
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Don't Trust Covid-19 Vaccines.

The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or unsuspecting evangelical congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.
Some church leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda on their members, by warning them: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”
by MathPlus April 17, 2021
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"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.
"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"
by Cranberry Bob July 18, 2021
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A family member has tested positive for Covid-19

Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19
by Javid-19 January 13, 2022
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Covid eugenicist

A specific type of asshole who sees the coronavirus pandemic as a desired form of social Darwinism where only the strong survive it, believing it perfectly acceptable to allow vulnerable segments of the population die from preventable disease.

Covid eugenicists lack an understanding in this principle that long covid and other disease-induced injury will render far more people disabled, continuing the cycle of seeking elimination of those they judge as weak or unworthy of life. In addition, they have no sense of irony that they themselves may not survive, preventing them from seeing the übermensch society they yearn for.

While there is some overlap, covid eugenicists differ from covid denialists in that they acknowledge the reality of the pandemic. The most recognizable parallel is deliberately refusing to engage in very simple, non-invasive actions to reduce harm to themselves and others. The main difference is they act this way out of sheer spite, ego, selfishness, and narcissistic contrarianism (see also: toddler).

Whether eugenicist or denialist, both segments are generally not nice people and should be avoided like the plague.
Standard covid eugenicist arguments:

"99% survive*"

Translation: "I don't care about that 1%"

"It takes only the sick, elderly, and infirm"

Translation: "Those people are a burden on society and should just die already."

"I got it and came out just fine"

Translation: "My unique experience is evidence that it's no big deal"

"I refuse to live in fear"

Translation 1: "I won't catch it, and even if I do, I'll be fine because I'm better and stronger than the rest of you peons" (see also: cognitive dissonance)

Translation 2: "I'm not afraid of a disease that has so far killed over 5 million people and disabled ten times that many but keep that vaccination that has saved many millions more away from me"

(*As of this writing, it's actually 98.2%)
by Clever Velociraptor January 26, 2022
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Covid feelings

Feelings you get over the phone or in quarantine with someone. It’s like a summer fling but during the covid-19 pandemic.
“So I mean nothing to you?”
“Nope I caught covid feelings sorry! “
by Unst.Juggernaut April 13, 2021
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