brown corona

Dipping your dick in a Mexican girls but then putting it in her mouth.

I would have shared my drink with her but that brown corona would have made it taste like the inside of her dirty Mexican asshole

by A~Pizzle June 17, 2016

johnathan conroy

A fucking retard who looks like a toenail and calls people shmeet thinking hes something he's not

"Yo look at that retarted kid going around calling people a shmeet "
"he must be a johnathan conroy

by guy 7 787878w April 20, 2018

ita conroy

Beautiful intelligent girl a very rare name a very loyal person to her freinds and family and easy to fall in love with

Ita conroy is beautiful

by Yasmin crookim December 15, 2017

Three consonants and a dozen vowels

A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.

Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??

by QuacksO August 16, 2018

Smith Corona

Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.

In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

Sideways Corona Mullett

A mullett is business in the front and party (or something else) in the back. Sideways Corona Mullett (or SCM) is when you work from home with business attire on the top and something not so business like on the bottom. It works for video conference calls as long as you do not get up.

Her: Aren't you working from home today? Why are you wearing pajama pants with a shirt and tie?
Him: Sideways Corona Mullett... no one is gonna see the pants.

Him: Why are you wearing sweats with your best blouse?
Her: SCM baby.
Him: We are cutting the laundry bill in half!

by jfburke619 March 30, 2020

The corona fuck

The first sex with a random after being quarantined

Just gave the neighbor the corona fuck after the ring shut in for a month.

by Jagger guy April 10, 2020