Condome

Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.

Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Condome

To disallow or prevent, also when you mean to write the word, ‘condone’.

We do not condome underage drinking.

by Jackster404 March 04, 2023

phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.

I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.

by Adventure13.1 May 05, 2017

Condom

The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.

Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020

condom

a term often called a rubber sock

i made him put the condom on before doing it

by gay_kaiden December 06, 2022

condom

u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers

u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?

by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019

ConDom

The name of Conan Gray's fandom. This name wasn't picked by Conan Gray, but his fans, who didn't realise the original meaning. By now it became a kind of Meme in the ConDom.

Are you in any fandom?
Yes, I'm an Arianator. What about you?
I belong to the ConDom

by _kaajina March 04, 2021