Brazillian coffee filter

Having sex in a Restaurant bathroom on Valentines day.

This is a recent description based on advertising suggestion by some new york restaurants that customers should engage in a tryst out side the bedroom this valentine's day. This phrase is used to obfuscate and confuse the compeition. And Brazil is sexy, but coffee filters are not. The combination excites the senses.

(setting: man 1,2 and woman 1,2 eating dinner at table)

Man 1: So, I need to go look for a "Brazillian coffee filter, I'll be right back.
Man 2: What the heck are they talking about?
Woman 1: That sounds interesting, I'll give you a hand you.

(man 1 + woman 1 go to have sex in bathroom)

Woman 2: I'm glad they are gone, what movie do you want to see after dinner?

by slacking at work February 4, 2010

A little cream in my coffee

A black guy who dates white girls. Or vice versa.

Everyone wants a little cream in their coffee

A little cream in my coffee would be nice

by DizzyLizzy February 14, 2007

comferality

when you're comfortable in reality

brooo i'm comferality

by hoelyality June 9, 2017

comfexy

When something is both comfortable and sexy.

These tights are comfexy AF.

by cutecopywriter February 6, 2018

coffeebot

A robot dedicated to brewing and/or drinking coffee. See also urn; drip coffee maker; percolator.

Hey, coffeebot, I'll take a regular house brew.

by coffeebot February 22, 2008

coffeesaurus

any beast who craves the rich aromatic flavor of freshly brewed coffee.

Damn Jeremy! You're such a coffeesaurus! You're always drinking coffee!

by Lolita Lust June 12, 2008

coffee-blind

a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java

"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."

by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011