Rollins College

Rollins College is a small Liberal Arts college in Winter Park, Florida. On a beautiful lake with smokin' laddies in Beemers. Number three in Playboy 2002, a highly disputed ranking for number one. Cocktails by the pool with girls in bikinis.

See: Playboy, SI Swimsuit Issue, Animal House, Rollins College

by Will Johncock September 5, 2008

Northside College Prep

A place consisting mostly of nerds: true. But, if you are funky enough and have enough balls to be smart and a fuck up at the same time, then no worries. NCP's finest students can't be found getting rimjobs by teachers in math class, nor will you find them jamming books up each others asses in the library; instead, look for the top students to be taking a refreshing nature walk by the river, or stinking up the bathroom stalls. At NCP it's not all about the ACT and the SAT, what it really comes down to is the FNS. Whether you're a Friendly Neighborhood Stoner or just a plain old Funky Northside Student, you know how we do.

Dude you go to Northside College Prep? Damn you can fuck around now AND go to a good ass college later, you're totally set.

by F.N.S. June 22, 2010

Brown College

Objectively the best residential college at Rice.
Better than Jones.

BSWB

Brown shit we're bad. - Brown College cheer

by hipsterthe December 1, 2010

Salem College

If you were to picture a quintessential Southern campus, Salem College would be it. The oldest women's institution in the nation boasts not only its history and beauty, but also its student body of smart, independent women that work hard and play harder. Unlike other all-women schools, Salem balances brains with beauty--- and has a healthy dose of both. So if you want a Southern girl whose daddy has money but who doesn't feel the need to broadcast it by wearing Lily Pulitzer and Lacoste all the time, come to Salem. You can rest assure that these girls have more important things to worry about than who can dress the cutest. After all, Hollins, Sweet Briar, Meredith, Peace, and RMWC girls will work for them one day...Vera Bradleys and all.

Sassy Southern Sister

by yall42 November 8, 2004

Siena College

Small, Catholic (Franciscan), liberal arts college located in Loudonville, NY, which is just outside of the state capital, Albany. It has a beautiful campus with lots of nice outdoor space provided by the quads. Most of the students are from the northeast, particularly the Capital District, Long Island (Lawn Guyland), or Connecticut. For the most part, the students are kind and laid back. They are generally very hardworking, but like to party by the same token. Great example of a work hard, play hard school.

If you want to have a great college experience, come to Siena college!

by ManILoveCollege April 27, 2009

Utica College

One of the worst college institutions in New York. Every team sucks except Women's basketball and sometimes Men's Hockey. Half the population is African-American, the other half is too scared to leave their rooms. 39% of the girls are lesbian, 89% of whats left are ugly. The weather blows, the financial aid sucks, the town it's located in is dead and gone. The Most fun thing to do is 20 minutes away at club Lava. Some Utica clubs are cool too, when they stay open. That is, if you like drugs, illegal operations, guns, knives, and deaths. Sometimes the grass is green, that's a plus. The dorms look like an insane asylum, and someone out of third grade could get accepted here.

5th grader: Mommy, well i ever go to college?

Mom: Don't worry son, there's always Utica College.

5th Grader: Can I play football there?

Mom: anyone with eyes and 2 legs can. You're all set!

by getmeoutofhereeeee May 7, 2010

Sweet Briar College

Like all women's colleges, Sweet Briar celebrates a woman's brain before the body. The beautiful campus (#3 by Princeton Review) rests in the hills of Virginia and consists of a wonderfully diverse group that enjoys educated discussions and crazy, time-honored traditions. SBC students can enjoy politics, science, the arts, and culture, wearing anything from filthy chaps to pink pearls. The school is proud of Princeton Review’s academic rating (94 out of 99) that rivals Ivy League institutions, it’s “rivals,” and the five remaining women’s colleges from the original Seven Sisters. The educators are dedicated, the equestrian program is strong, the education is exceptional, the atmosphere is friendly, and the colors and mascot are unique (pink and green, vixen). Every lady from a women’s college will understand the feeling of pride and loyalty, and boast an appreciation for wacky traditions and acts of lunacy. The lady vixens enjoy a healthy rivalry, but the majority of students do not live for bad mouthing the nearby women’s colleges. (See the SBC definition versus Randolph-Macon Woman’s and Hollins.) Snappy comments on t-shirts are the norm and “THINK PINK” is the motto.

Looking for a place to truly enjoy the four years of college?

How about Sweet Briar College?

Get Sweet.

by SweetVixen July 23, 2006