chingel

When a man fondels another mans balls with his mouth

Collen why u wanna chingel my balls so badly?

by Gay Gavin February 19, 2008

cha ching

cha ching is when a man's cum hits the woman in the eye right out of the gate

i cha chinged her!jack, please cha ching me when you can!

by dirtyone8 December 9, 2007

ching

1)Goodbye. A friendly goodbye in person or on the telephone. Taken from the sound made when older telephones containing bells were hung up, making the "ching" sound.

2)A slang greeting similar to "ciao" that may be used as hello or goodbye.

3)To suddenly, but politely leave the premises.

1)Alright, I have to go man. Ching.

2)Ching! How are you?

3)I have to ching soon, it's getting late.

by johnnycanuck August 8, 2007

ching

A comical, or otherwise misconceptive name for a penis.

"Put ching in your mouth."

by Cola J March 12, 2008

chinga

The result of combining a ninja with a cheerleader, creating an incredibly hot, deadly, stupid, cunning oxymoron of complete awesomeness. Typically wield a sword bigger then themselves, or two swords about their size. Diamond-Ruby-Platinum pom-poms are used on more covert Chinga missions.

Often heard to say things such as:

"This song is about me!"
"I just lit the wrong end of a cigarette."
"But daddy! I wanted a red Porsche!"

A Chinga attacked me yesterday and then put cover up on my black eyes and sword wounds.

by Chinga master October 3, 2007

Clingon

A needy person who texts you way too many times to the point of psychotic behavior. These people will also call your cell phone, home, place of employment and will block their number hoping you will answer them. They won't take "no" for an answer and rationalize their needy behavior.

You go to the movies with a friend and you tell your boyfriend or girlfriend. When you get out of the movie, you check your phone and there are 5 missed calls and 15 text messages.

Your friend sees this and says "Omg we were only at the movies for 2 hours. He's such a Clingon!"

by Catastr0fc September 30, 2013

Formspring clinger

Somebody who constantly writes on someone else's formspring, anonymously or not. Typically incredibly annoying and leads to clogged feed.

Anonymous clingers mostly turn out to be immature teens who live their life on the internet and have few or no friends in real life.

Bill: Dude, I got like 400 questions on Formspring from Suzie yesterday!

Bob: Uh-oh, you've got a Formspring clinger. Commence evasive maneuvers.

by The Gnargoyle August 20, 2010