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Cancer Paper

Some tobacco rolled in paper. Smoking these cigarettes is a vile habit. It serves no purpose other than to slowly kill the person smoking them.
Wanna catch cancer with me? Let's go take a puff off this cancer paper.
by EyePoker November 11, 2003
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clanger

an extremely funny moment, comment or joke. not just any funny, but the kind of funny that makes you piss your pants and lose your breath with uncontrollable laughter.

dropping a clanger is when someone has
- 'hey clown, ben just dropped a clanger and you missed it'

- 'hey muj just beat kaney at scrabble - it was a total clanger'
by the dirty sanchez April 12, 2005
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cancer sign

ughhh kayla is being such a cancer sign
by barfhead March 7, 2021
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Booty Cancer

A word used to describe a girl's gluteus maximus that has an oddly shape to it and usually possesses strange lumps, bumps, dipples, crevices and right angles. This type of asymmetric and disproportioned ass is almost always seen as unattractive to an onlooker.
Male 1: Hey, did you see Sam in her new corteroid pants?

Male 2: Unfortunately yes, her ass appeared like it had booty cancer, I nearly threw up.
by EmceeOnslaught December 15, 2009
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laughing thigh-cancer

(n)origin: unknown. A disease of the upper thigh caused by the potent radiation of a common cell phone. If diagnosed early, it may not be fatal, but in most cases unfortunately it is a terminal illness. Some people believe that the illness can be reversed if the patient is told "bless your soul" repeatedly.
To avoid the harmful afffects of laughing thigh-cancer, shelby wisely keeps her cell phone away from her thighs.
by Allison Cameron February 17, 2009
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clanker

Droppings; Shit falling into the toilet and making a noise.
Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!

Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!

Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!

I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!

Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
by Dan October 5, 2004
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Clanker

- A girl who is fine, but is under the age of consent, that could result in you being put in jail.
I saw a lot of clankers at the mall on Saturday.

"Be careful dude, that girl your dating is a clanker..." "You know it!"
by BeanDeth May 30, 2008
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