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Hu-chan

A nickname for a female adolescent who squeals at every canine she sees and partakes in drawing japanese cartoons with her friends. The 'Hu-chan' will most likely consider you as a family member once you've become friendly with it. Warning: This species is extremely annoying and will suddenly want to talk about being friends, so ignore it if it tries to talk to you.
Person 1: ... Where'd "Hu-chan" get to?

Person 2: Ah, she's probably cuddling another stranger who greeted her kindly.

Person 1: ... Ah yes. Well anywho...
by HowltheWolf July 9, 2010
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Two chances

Absolutely no chance. Impossible.

An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.

Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
by Thurston_Howell January 5, 2018
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Brad Chan

A bullshit
Fucking human being

Do not know how to say sorry
Thinks that the everyone is his slave

Stupid and annoying

Fat and shitty
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jayden chan

he is the most hot most caring most best sense of humour.when ever you need him he'll be there.when your sad he'll be there to cheer you up!
Person 1: who that over there cheering someone up?
Person 2: it must be a jayden chan
OOO he is sooo caring and kind and hot and smart and nice and good at being kind
by the man with the means September 16, 2020
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No Chance

An affirmation that something is never going to happen.
Dad: Okay, I'll see you later! (Drops wallet)
Hammy: Dropped, it was. Protect, I must.
(Olivia appears)
Hammy: Not you!
Olivia: That's my Amex!
Hammy: No chance!
by MalumLibrum958 March 25, 2021
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yuki - chan

yuki is a japanese boy in every school that plays baseball.
yuki is always being shipped by Vedika
yuki - chan is so good at baseball! Did you hear Leo shipping him with Levi?
by iamfishgiver September 16, 2021
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Skittle-Chan

Skittle-Chan is the most annoying creature in existence.
by mindfault June 4, 2022
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