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jeffrey and carter

The coolest bros you could ever meet. They include everyone and make you feel like family. Life can’t be boring if you have jeffrey and carter around.
I wonder where jeffrey and carter are, this party is so boring without them”
by idekwhattwoputhere June 4, 2020
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The Blow Hand Love Career

The Blow Hand Love Career should not, NOT be taken lightly. Originally created in Ancient China, only the highest concubines of the emperor would learn such a trick. Later it was uncovered at the end of the nineteenth century by the British.

This is where a woman switches from a blow job to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots cum regularily. Anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of jiz and then starts to have anus sex with the man. When that is finished she shall excrete the males ejaculation onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.

To fully appreciate and recreate The Blow Hand Love Career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting cum. Also, it should take at least two hours.
"Connor... I think I'm ready for the Blow Hand Love Career," Nora said shyly.
"Honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn't like some lousy job, its a career. Are you ready for that?" Josh questioned authoritatively.

~Three Hours Later~

"You've done well my Sofia," smiled Connor.
"My name's Nora," she stated looking angrier by the second.
"Oh shi-"
by TruthaboutMe January 25, 2010
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Carter

carter sucks dick
by thepower32 October 14, 2016
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carter windsor

gay faggot that should kill himself.
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carter

The dumbest redneck you will ever meet
Carter the kind of guy that would duck tape his house
by carter is dumb February 22, 2017
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carter

The worst possible person to ever meet. He will smooth talk you into living with him and then kick you out as soon as all of your stuff is there. He will then talk badly about you to everyone you both know.
Why are you back to living with your mother? Well because that asshole Carter had me break my lease to move in with his mom and then kicked me out.
by gusmonster August 24, 2016
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The calderon

Ashley C. Not going in my Car. Nuh uh. Just you, me, sandra, maybe alowie.

buncha buddies just hanging out, no tension.
Three B's 4lyfe bud.bongz.bitchz4lyfe
by bunnyavenger September 21, 2004
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