Coughter Up

To cover up a word or phrase by pretending to cough.

Look, Paris Hilton is on TV again. *Cough*Slut*cough*

... And that is an example of the Coughter Up.

by Dano Martinez September 10, 2007

couch slut

Someone who loves a couch so much that they spend the majority of their day on it.

Mike Haus is a couch slut because he prefers to sleep on the couch instead of his bed.

by yeenigg March 16, 2008

On the couch

In therapy; undergoing talk therapy with a mental heath professional, traditionally psychoanalysis.

Ben's been on the couch since he was 13, but he still hates his father.

by natasha the sleuth March 18, 2009

couchsurf

To sleep at someone elses' home (esp. on the individual's couch) for an indefinite period of time. An act perpetrated mostly by college students, slackers, junkies, skaters, snowboarders, punks, ravers, clubbers, goths, hippies, cult members, or any other individual in need of a place to stay and willing to mooch said place from a friend, relative, or complete stranger willing to oblige them.

Hey man, I got kicked outta my apartment yesterday. Would you mind if I couchsurf at your crib?

by bleepman September 5, 2005

Nigga Fuck Your Couch

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off

Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch

by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006

cum cougher

A Person who sucks dick so much they cough cum

Paris Hilton is such a cum cougher

by D Roman June 5, 2005

couch monster

a very mean woman that lays on the couch all day every day and screams at the top of her lungs for people passing to do stuff for her or just to make noise.This is a very dangerous beast to keep in a house hold they susstain themselves off of making every one around them miserable,and is sometimes known to attack even pets. the king of the couch monsters is marryed to origen and relies on him for every thing except sex

as i was walking by the couch the couch monster attacked me for the remote so she could watch geroldo's special on mateing ant colonys because she didnt like to watch monday night football

by origen September 15, 2008