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social distancing conversations 

Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.
71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.

Social distancing conversation:

Woman stands 3 meters away and says:

"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".

Social distancing conversations:

"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.

Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.

Como é as conversas...? 

Is the same way how to speak a shocked question for a dude (in Portuguese-Brazil)
—I break your car
—...Como- Como é as conversas...? (Shocked)

wheres my phone conversation

When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.
I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.

DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING 

People who carry on conversations with themselves as don't be fooled it is not crazy as it is the most FUCKING MANIPULATIVE MIND FUCK ASSHOLE.

You best ignore them as dissolve their presence.
Just observe these people overtime as for the most of their time they don't do this and you find out their DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING is nothing more as a very manipulative tactic to throw off your thinking as to think their schizoid but it is simply not the case ANAL ALAN is you are just THINKING OUT LOUD .

If you catch any words of these DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING people they will be TOXIC to your thoughts.

Non-linear conversation 

A remark , explanation, or story that bears little or no reliability or truth.
I have no time for non-linear conversations. Bullshit is the domain of liars.

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation 

A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios
Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"

Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."

This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation