one cheek bench sneak

The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.

"I was on a date, so I had to pull the one cheek bench sneak."

by Craig Mengel October 31, 2004

Sneak up on one cheek

To discreetly fart while in a crowded place.

"If I sneak up on one cheek, hopefully no one will hear me fart."

by creedmoor November 22, 2004

Cheeky Bash

The act of briefly leaving a specified task to masturbate, with the aim of relieving sexual tension or frustration; but in the knowledge they must return to said task within a short time period.

Richard: "Hey, you coming out tonight?"
Anand: "Yeah, will just be a sec. Going for a quick cheeky bash."

by penispenispenis1 November 4, 2010

Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge

My Chemical Romance's 2002 debut, was a particularly strident entry in that shifty genre of bands, slamming together elements of emo, hardcore, and even metal. Rightly signed to a larger label (In this case, Reprise Records), MCR has returned in 2004 with Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge. With the aid of production major-leaguer, Howard Benson, they've edited the slightly rookie excesses of the band's first album. This resulting in a pretty damn good relentless product. Ghosts wander in this Sweet Revenge, and the blood-stained lovers on it's cover are no joke. ".....Throttle the ignition, Would I die for you, Well here's you answer in spades.....Got you in my sights", singer Gerard Way wails in Hang 'Em High. There is also a cinematic concepting here - The story of a man, a woman, and the corpses of a thousand evil men... the liners intone. You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison begins, "In the middle of a gunfight, in the center of a restaurant, they say come with your arms raised high". The cut is claustrophobic, messy, and juiced with adrenaline, like the Tokyo crime caper shootout, it was probably inspired by. Picture antiheroes leaping sideways with twin pistols blaring - in slow motion of course - and you've almost got it. Put an old "At the drive - in" record in the background, and suddenly you're shot in the arm, and down to your last clip. This cd combines treble - kicking production, constant hyperness, "Get to the next note now" instrumentation, and great thematic songwriting. Three Cheers teams with the influences Mcr shares with their peers, but recent efforts from fellow travelers such as The Used and Thursday, don't have the same furious immediacy or coarseness that makes them so appealing. My Chemical Romance seems to have built - in restrictive bindings that prevent them from flying off the handle quiet - loud screamo stereotyping , or odd bird stopovers into choral parts or maudlin piano. Something Like "Ghost Of You" might slow the pace, but it doesn't touch the railing guitars or explosive drumming. Album highlights include the propulsive chain shots "Give 'Em Hell Kid" and "To The End", where layers of vocals increase urgency of modernist emo. There's no question that Three Cheers surpasses MCR's first album by a landslide. Expect nothing but extremely amazing music from this cd.

It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Fucking Deathwish from Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge.

Hip hip hooray for me, You talked to me, But would you kill me in my sleep, Lay still like the dead, From the razor to the rosary, We could lose ourselves and paint these walls in pitchfork red, I will avenge my ghost with every breath I take, I'm coming back from the dead, Would I take you home with me, I'm taking back the life you stole.....

by Helena Iero October 30, 2005

Cheeky Wee

A slang word for taking a wee, normally were your not supposed to for example, behind a tree or in your best friends back yard, etc. it is mostly used in Australia (the best country) and, Personally it is my favorite type of wee

Guy: Where's Guy 3
Guy 2: His taking a cheeky wee behind the bush
Guy 3: that was amazing

by #Poopinthebasket September 7, 2023

Cheers Tom

A 'Cheers Tom' moment occurs after someone tells an extremely boring story.

..Cheers Tom

by The Plumb September 20, 2010

Sandy Cheek

The action when a male leaves his semen in his partner while fornicating on a beach and as the oozing semen seeps out the male partner throws a handful of sand at vagina/asshole area

My boy Arthur gave this chick a sandy cheek on the beach last night... Epic

by Sandy Cheek Clapper May 1, 2020