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Captain-crunch mouth

the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.
You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
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Career Capital

Career Capital is the value of competencies, knowledge and individual personality attributes you have to produce economic value. Career Capital is vitally important for an individual’s success in all stages of work and life. Career Capital can increase through education, experience and your ability to identify and convert opportunity. In the digital age, building your career capital requires a conscious effort to strategically evolve in order to act and influence as a valuable and respected resource.
If you want to get a job, you can no longer just apply like everyone else. You need to understand the business and learn what they need and where they are planning to go so you can bring value and ideas right away. This way you come into the interview with the career capital you need to be the best person for the job.
by value man March 12, 2012
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Capricorn

the sign of the most beautiful girl on this planet. These girls may not always be perfectly gorgeous on the outside but they are still beautiful on the inside AND out. Despite the horoscope description, they're really nice, giving, funny and quirky. Theyre deep and philosophical. Not boring, but serious and mature. They are not conceited, they have a very kind heart, they're just unattainable. that's one part of their beauty. It takes the special guy to get under their thick shell . one thing i have to say; it takes courage. i learned that my capricorn girl has trust issues even when she hasn't been broken before. its their defense as they are wise girls. they are beautiful like that. NEVER tease a capricorn chick. they may react lightly but will stay hurt inside. Capricorn chicks are the bomb
Whos that awesome, beautiful chick?
why it's Alyssa...shes a Capricorn

Gosh she must be conceited.
no, she's just unattainable, and goes her own way .. *sigh*

Alyssa's birthday is in January.
by someguy098765 July 19, 2010
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thank you captain obvious

What you reply to someone who has just said something completely stupid and obvious.
Joe: Wow it sure is hot here in the desert huh?
Tom: Well thank you captain obvious...
by puje November 11, 2009
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al capone's vault

Something over-hyped that provides disappointing results. A reference to Geraldo Rivera's television special "The Mystery of Al Capone's Vault."
Dang, that movie sure was an Al Capone's Vault.
by Warren E. June 7, 2007
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captain ron

The pimpiest pirate en el mundo.
Kurt Russels Best Movie
Captain Ron gives me something to live for.
by Clay Monette October 2, 2003
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pop a cap

To fire a gun, usually at someone.

Refers to the fact that guns fire when the trigger is pulled and causes a firing pin to literally "pop" an explosive cap attached to the end of a bullet, causing the bullet to spiral out of the grooved barrel at tremendous speed.
The rap artist stated that he would pop a cap into another rap artist, but we all know that the state would never grant him a concealed carry license due to his convictions for multiple felonies, so he'll have to purchase a firearm through the black market.
by Joe Timewaster April 22, 2007
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