Rough butts

When a situation is particularly difficult and it feels like the odds are stacked against you.

Our team is down 6 points, this is rough butts!

by nosrac271 December 31, 2022

butt plundering

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

by ass pirating December 14, 2013

butt soaking

Resting the wiener inside the butt without thrusting as to remain an anal virgin

Molly was a whore but wanted to save something until marriage, so she would only do butt soaking

by Jwaching July 21, 2016

butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

New Butt

When you are so obese and large that a second mound of fat starts growing out of the bottom part of each buttock, creating a second smaller butt.

I saw this lady today, she was so fat that she had grown a New Butt.

by NutSackMan February 10, 2015

butt toke

A Ciggarette laced with cocaine. Normally the end of a smoke is dipped in the remains of the nights product.

who wanna play Russian Roulette for the butt tokes?

by skr0oface April 4, 2005

butt frigid

Not accepting anal; being rigidly conventional; tense in an over controlled way

1. Frank stop being so butt frigid, just come to the strip club.

2. Sarah was butt frigid last night, she didn’t let me put it in.

by Billy Thornton December 18, 2018