Maryland Blow hole

When your having sex with a girl. you stick your dick in her vagina. then you put your thumbs in her ears and pinky's over the nose. While your kissing her on the mouth you put your big toe up her ass.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L.: Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you a Maryland Blow Hole

by DLDLP February 8, 2017

blow job

What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.

Prepubescent boys all know where to get good blow jobs--the utility closet.

by Lyra April 16, 2006

goat blower

a person who blows goats or someome i do not like

someone who likes goat cock

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Blow Dance

Instead of getting a lap dance from a skinny girl, u get a lap dance from a bigger/husky girl and while her back side is turned to you, she lets a round of queefs in your face.

Guy one: Dude im going to go get a lap dance.
Guy two: Screw that im goin to get a blow dance!
Guy one: What the hell is a blow dance?
Guy two: I'll tell ya this, dont smell me after i get one.

by menergy June 9, 2010

Okie Blow

Pressing down with your finger on to one side of your nose and blowing out snot out threw the other side... Used when you need to bow your nose and do not have a kleenex. Sometimes also known as Farmer Blow... But never ever, ever, ever known as Hobo Blow.

EEWWW!!! Did he just okie blow his nose? He is so nasty!

by Yes I Know It All! March 17, 2008

Ball Blower

Yet another word that describes a man or a woman that sucks the dick.

Maggie is such a ball blower, she blew my brother.

by vaginikus April 17, 2010

Blowcaine

Slang term for cocaine. Also the name of the Jake&Jackie Show fan forum.

Dope Fiend #1:"Dude I got some poppers and amyl nitrate and some nose candy. Wanna get fucked up?"
Dope Fiend #2:"What the fuck is 'nose candy'? If you mean blowcaine then lets go just leave those poppers and amyl nitrate outta the mix."

by Chairman Of The Bored July 29, 2008