Breastesses

It is how sexually repressed people pronounce breasts. If anybody remembers the skit on mad tv, or was it saturday nigh tlive with the black guy in it portraying a ex con or something, everytime the character had to say breasts, he began stuttering and pronouncing it breast-ess-es.

she bend over and her breastesses popped out.

by stuttering bob January 14, 2008

Breakfast Muffin

Woman on Woman Insult: A woman you don't like who is dating or has dated a man you are interested in. Conveys contempt tinged with jealousy.

JP1 saw Pete's Breakfast Muffin yesterday, she still can't figure out what was he thinking dating her!?

by City Pete January 31, 2006

breakfasting

Morning sex that uses maple syrup as lubricant.

Guy1: "Hey man, how did it go with Jennifer last night?"
Guy2: "It was great! Also, this morning, we got some kinky breakfasting going before heading out. Bed was all kinds of sticky afterwards"
Guy1: "Dude, nice."

by OmegaVVeapon September 9, 2020

The Breakfast

fast and furious jamband from New Haven, CT known for playing extremely loud shows in tiny venues w/ as many notes crammed into each song as humanly possible.

The Breakfast kicked my ass last night, I never sweated so much in my life.

by Igzy May 23, 2006

Power Breakfast

A big fat line of charlie in replacement of breakfast after a heavy night on the nose. Sorts you out for the day ahead.

I should be shattered today, but its ok, I had a power breakfast.

by crazygirl12 May 17, 2009

wet breakfast

That someone who you are attracted to but really pisses you off.

Fucking hell Jennifer Owen is such a wet breakfast!

by xXHyper SkillzXx January 8, 2015

Portuguese Breakfast

During a long holiday weekend, having ejaculated into the rectum and/or vagina of a sexual partner, one goes down to perform anal/cunnilingus on the recipient of several spent loads while said partner is still asleep. Upon waking to the feelings of intense pleasure, said partner coughs or sneezes, thus ejecting the thickened remnants of seminal fluid into the mouth of his or her partner.

Jack was so hungry for Gary's sweet ring steak that he neglected to wake him before going downtown. Upon waking to the throes of pleasure, Gary coughed, treating his lover to a rather generous Portuguese Breakfast.

by spacehead74 November 25, 2019