To have bad acne, pimples, zits, etc.
(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")
(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")
Guy 1: Laurie's really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.
by exitflagger May 1, 2008
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I had a blind moment today when i was trying to find the butter at the dinner table for two minutes when i noticed it was right next to my plate.
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When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.
Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!
You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!
You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!
Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!
You: alright.. Whatever you say...
Later
Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was
fucking disgusting!?
You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!
You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!
Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!
You: alright.. Whatever you say...
Later
Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was
fucking disgusting!?
You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
by RyGuyW September 23, 2011
Get the Blinded by the BJ mug.(Noun) An event to which to you have invited more than one sexual partner potential.
Two caveats:
*You must ensure that the love interests don't know which one of them you like more (The 1st blind).
*Equally you yourself should be unaware which one you actually preference more (The 2nd blind).
Results are highly successful for ending up with one person at least on a given night due to jealousy created.
Two caveats:
*You must ensure that the love interests don't know which one of them you like more (The 1st blind).
*Equally you yourself should be unaware which one you actually preference more (The 2nd blind).
Results are highly successful for ending up with one person at least on a given night due to jealousy created.
H: So what happened last night?
M: Ended up with Maria.
H: Pulled a double blind with her and Katie.
M: I see... smarmy bastard.
M: Ended up with Maria.
H: Pulled a double blind with her and Katie.
M: I see... smarmy bastard.
by Wairishles December 29, 2011
Get the Double Blind mug.(n.) 1. a bundle, usually of bedding and other possessions, carried by a hobo.
2. used to beat anyone who wears a pastel.
3. oft-toted by Winnie the Pooh.
2. used to beat anyone who wears a pastel.
3. oft-toted by Winnie the Pooh.
Ed:"If I had both, I could put my kindle in my bindle.
And when I wanted to read a book I would take my kindle out of my bindle, set my bindle on the ground and read my kindle."
Kelly: "But you forgot about your burning passion for thread spinning! So you'd get your spindle from the bindle and proceed to listen to your kindle."
And when I wanted to read a book I would take my kindle out of my bindle, set my bindle on the ground and read my kindle."
Kelly: "But you forgot about your burning passion for thread spinning! So you'd get your spindle from the bindle and proceed to listen to your kindle."
by HappyBirthdayEd November 30, 2010
Get the Bindle mug.with a girl laying on her back, the guy puts his balls on her eyes, and positions his asshole above her mouth. the girl then inserts a straw into the mans ass, and sucks out a plethora of creamy liquid shit.
dude, sheila was craving nourishment last night, so i hooked her up with 3 blindfolded chocolate milkshakes.
by the BREWAAAAAAH August 24, 2008
Get the blindfolded chocolate milkshake mug.A bindi is summarily defined as a woman or girl of south asain ancestral decent who is favored or liked by a "bhuvan" (refer to definition)
This term can also be used interchangeably in varying social situations to refer to the female gender in general. For example, if a Person sees a group of Desi girls .. That would be referred to as a "bunch of bindis. A social event party filled with Desi girls ..
It can be used as a term of endearment relating to a specific woman.
The ebonics phrase "what up girl" can be equated with "what up bindi"
Conversely it can be used in an endearing fashion to refer to a woman that has captured or grabbed the attention of a gentlemen.
A widely used meaning for bindi signifies the specific and deep liking of a bhuvan (male) for a female .. When referring to a couple, one can say .. " that is that bhuvan's bindi"
Rhetorically this translates into using the word bindi whenever a bhuvan wants
This term can also be used interchangeably in varying social situations to refer to the female gender in general. For example, if a Person sees a group of Desi girls .. That would be referred to as a "bunch of bindis. A social event party filled with Desi girls ..
It can be used as a term of endearment relating to a specific woman.
The ebonics phrase "what up girl" can be equated with "what up bindi"
Conversely it can be used in an endearing fashion to refer to a woman that has captured or grabbed the attention of a gentlemen.
A widely used meaning for bindi signifies the specific and deep liking of a bhuvan (male) for a female .. When referring to a couple, one can say .. " that is that bhuvan's bindi"
Rhetorically this translates into using the word bindi whenever a bhuvan wants
The ebonics phrase "what up girl" can be equated with "what up bindi"
if a Person sees a group of Desi girls .. That would be referred to as a "bunch of bindis. A social event party filled with Desi girls ..
if a Person sees a group of Desi girls .. That would be referred to as a "bunch of bindis. A social event party filled with Desi girls ..
by General Bhuvan July 31, 2009
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