Blumpkin spice latte

When you shit your pants in the Starbucks drive thru and your girl is giving you a blow job while you order her a pumpkin spice latte.

Can I get a blumpkin spice latte please with extra whipped cream

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blumpkin wrap

the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket

dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap

by cfreefuckface March 25, 2022

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The act of receiving a blowjob and/or blumpkin from someone who’s whole body (excluding head) is inside of a toilet

Dude that skibidi blumpkin I got the other day from Justin was fucking awesome!

by mary-white12 June 03, 2024

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When you meet up with your homies on a Friday night to give each other blumpkins and rimjobs.

Hey bro, you should come to our house this friday. Me, Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a blumpkin Friday.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

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The act of meeting up with your homies on a Friday and giving each other a blumpkin

Hey dude it’s blumpkin Friday , you should come over. Me Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a great time with you.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

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Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 04, 2021

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