The most sneaky a person could ever be. The ultimate sneakster. The beaver part of the term comes from Mel Gibson’s 2011 movie “The Beaver” in which Mel Gibson uses an alter ego to cope with his mental health issues. The sneaky beaver alter ego refers to the state of the person during a sneaky beaver episode (like a manic state of a bipolar person) however the person is not always sneaky they have states of domestication when they’re not seeking debauchery. These stages of obedience only falsely assure surveillance and enhance the ability to sneak. Coincidentally, or not, the debauchery of choice for the sneaky beaver is often pussy aka beaver.
Even though his baby mama was weary of him cheating he left for work 5 min early to get a blowie from a hooker at a motel en route to work. He is a mother fucking sneaky beaver.
by The Duke of Price Hill February 26, 2019
by tight cherry July 13, 2009
I gotta go home and take a shower now. I have an appointment with my beaver buddy in an hour and I have a bad case of gig butt.
by YosemiteGuy May 13, 2016
A divine new lesbian sexual position where both females lay on their backs with heads at opposite ends of the bed. Works best if each has their inside leg over their lover's chest (for a good view). Accessorize with vibrating toys for each, but fingers inside both, at the same time, are necessary.
by BeaverAficionado October 01, 2010
Hey man, I've got a date with Beth Saturday...yep, she's at the Beaver Barber right now getting ready.
by Jay-Jo November 17, 2010
When a woman works out all day and doesn't shower or change her clothes. The morning cheese in her private areas would be described as a greasy beaver.
Dude, we worked out all day yesterday and she didn't shower. You know she's got a greasy beaver. workout,vagina,dirty,shower
by JaydedUnicorn April 26, 2016
by tetebugs March 22, 2010