balloon head

A prison term for someone that is beaten severely to the point that their head is swollen.

See also: pumpkin head

Hey, that snitch was turned into a balloon head.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

badoonkie

n. Often referred to the voluptuous rear end of a female, but the label can also be given to a rather well endowed male's rear end.

Damn yo! Peep that badoonkie!

by Chan October 6, 2003

hot air balloon ride

Person lies on their back, the woman straddles the face creating a seal between the labia and the mouth. the person on the bottom blows into the woman to "inflate" the uterus. The woman grabs two hand-fulls of hair (the basket) and holds on for the balloon ride.

"Dude, i was trying to give a 'hot air balloon ride' and I got a mouth full of blow back."

by Elrond Driscoll February 4, 2009

badoonkadoonk

a bitch with a phat ass

ddddddaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnn yo that bitch got a hella badoonkadoonk

by Kasper March 28, 2004

Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta

In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.

Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.

by Maddie Queefer May 5, 2009

ballontologist

A person or persons who plays with there balls enough that they are well qualified to give there input on what balls should look like.

James should always ask his ballontologist if his balls look ok.

by scotty sav February 25, 2008

Bagoon-Goon

To Be With The Bitches...or At The Bitches house...

whatchu on g?...im bagoon-gooning.

by Bones...X-man October 27, 2008