Burrito

God's gift to planet earth.

"What are you eating?"
"A burrito"
"GIVE ME THAT!"

by Burrito Head October 12, 2020

Burrito Fest

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.

Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.

by The man bro December 5, 2020

Burrito

A dish originating from México typically consisting of a tortilla with fillings on the inside. These fillings usually include (but are not limited to) meats, vegetables, sauces, and other Mexican ingredients.

Person: I want to order a tortilla with stuff inside of it.
Cashier: You mean a burrito?

by CheeseCakeFries February 22, 2021

Burrito stomach

Stomachache after eating a burrito with rice, beans, carne asada and spicy salsa.

Jim: ahhhhhh . I think I got the burrito stomach.

Lahey: did you eat it with spicy salsa?

Jim: yes sir. (Holds stomach)

Lahey: yup it is the burrito stomach

by Davemarrow March 12, 2021

Burrito

A food that is covered in a tortilla or some other kind of sheet

The thing I shove up my ass sometimes

Random ass dude: Ay man what chu eating
Me: A burrito

*bangs on door*
Coach: What going on in there?
*slowly puts burrito in the ass*
Me: nothing sir

by PeepMC April 14, 2021

burritofull

another word for good or cool referring to the joy and majesty that is eating a burrito

this game is very burritofull

by therealburritoman May 3, 2021

BURRITO

The BURRITO,which is a sex action on where you cum in a burrito and give it to your partner!

Hey,Kylie wanted a burrito last night,she thought it was tasty!

by Cum burrito(; June 14, 2021