thumb blasted

When your fucking your girl in missionary and she opens her mouth to moan and you jam your thumb down her throat until she vomits.

Sam thumb blasted his girlfriend last night.

by Judgementday16 November 29, 2017

Blastered

When you’re so blasted and plastered beyond believe

Dude, we shouldn’t have taken so many shots and smoked that much. I’m BLASTERED!

by itzgabbypie August 7, 2019

basterdyness

adj. basterdyness: a man of who is expressing a great deal of basterd. see basterd

guy 1: That man is of unusual basterdyness

guy 2: word

by Pitbull3291 August 6, 2006

blautering

When Barack Obama is talking in his speech about nothing, and saying the same thing over and over about nothing. Also when he back tracks to try and save his ass.

Oh my fucking god Obama is just sitting there blautering...

God that nigger is blautering again.

by LoLo2121 October 17, 2008

Blisterfeld

A word for that one awkward moment where you're trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.

Person1: Hey, did u see that hot girl?

Person2: Yeah, i just experienced blisterfeld with her.

by lityu December 30, 2009

Blister Pack

Blister Pack When a group of guys pop each other's zits.

Tom, Jared and Tony had a blister pack to get those hard to reach pimples.

by Cwaycway August 30, 2018

fat basterd

A guy who is a lazy good for nothing piece of shot some people call it a virus of being a douch and a fat basterd

My dad sits on my mother spanking her what a fat ass good for nothing fat basterd

by Lorcan hodges December 6, 2015