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Ninja Balls

Ninja Balls are the inhalable food invented by Ryan J. Reynolds in Episode 28 of WillyousignmyCast that you throw down onto the ground like an actual ninja ball, let the smoke/mist fill the room, and ingest the flavor of your favorite foods as opposed to actually spending large amounts of money on the foods themselves. For example: Hot dog, pizza, salad, pork bacon, shark and sharktopus.

WARNING: 40% alcohol content...
Ryan: Ninja Balls are the way of the future.
Brian: Ninja Balls are the way of the STUPID.
Ryan: That's like saying you can't do the printing press or the telegram because it's impossible. Ninja Ballin' like a mothaf*cka!
by SuperHotBoyCleaning August 20, 2010
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shut your balls

1. Shut up
2. The act of shutting off one's genitals from the general public
Person 1: It would be most opportune for you to shut your balls at this juncture.
Person 2: Indubitably
Person 1: Pip pip tally ho
Person 2: Touche
by The A Group January 31, 2007
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oh... balls

something you say when something incredibly bad is about to happen. best used if you have enough time to say "oh.............balls."
a perfect example is in the the movie Posiedon when the giant wave is about to go into the ship. It is perfect because it takes a while to crash but a person watching knows that it will hit hard. "oh... balls." (spoken very slowly)
by funkmonk June 20, 2006
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you've got no balls

An expression said by a man to another man. Can be said also by a woman to a man, but that is much more rare and weird.
Simply, the expression "You've got no balls" can stand for:
You have no self-respect, you are a coward, you can't face your problems like a man, etc.

After the expression is told to someone, he has to prove otherwise- do what he was told to do, or simply say:
"I do have balls. You wanna see them?"
-Why do you let him insult you like this? Go and kick his ass!
-No, it will get me into trouble.
-You've got no balls! Go and face him like a man!
by Urban_Fellow July 6, 2006
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National Kick Guys in the Balls Day

Tired of guys slapping your ass on April 7th? Well it's your lucky day on April 10th as it is national kick guys in the balls day so hunny, kick away just if you were kicking a soccer ball
"Hey Skylar, It's national kick guys in the balls day! "
by Bluespeckle April 9, 2017
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balls to the walls

Term used to describe an intense, or extreme situation.

Origin: In aviation, the throttles (or power levers) are usually sticks with ball shaped ends. When a pilot wants full power, he moves the throttle forward towards the front wall of the cockpit. Thus, "balls to the walls" meant "full power".
When Dr. Smith's patient suffered a cardiac arrest, the code team went balls to the walls.
by davechandler May 13, 2005
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balls move

a very gutsy and risky undertaking; going for broke against all odds
giving her a rose and asking her for her phone number while she with 20 of her friends was a very balls move!

and it paid off cause now you're getting laid every day....
by ColdOne July 5, 2004
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