Balltography

The art of taking high quality photographs of the testicles of one’s self or another. Preferably on the phone of an unwitting victim.

Jerry was first appalled when he discovered the fine art Joey left for him on his phone. However, upon further inspection Jerry grew to admire Joey’s balltography skills and thanked him for such a personal gift.

by teejb4 May 26, 2019

balls of stone

Slang for courageous.

That fucker’s got balls of stone.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019

balloonimous

Of or like a balloon.

He had become so completely full of himself; his head was balloonimous.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

balls on the ground

The secret true meaning of “ball’s on the ground!” in a disastrous football play as a player is ultimately humiliated as an inept and clueless jerk who dropped the ball.

Those sad Raiders and their sad balls on the ground are the most pathetic thing I’ve seen all day.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2019

Balls About Town

A lighthearted but subtly disparaging term for a guy who is always looking to get laid and who thinks that women everywhere are just waiting for him to make a move.

He’s way too busy being Balls About Town to think much about the upcoming election.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020

Ballergy

When someone gives you baller (good footballer) energy.

That guy has ballergy, I bet hes a baller.

by tjgray76 May 7, 2020

BalkanMania

A gang of people with a Slavic descent (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Bulgaria), but Romania and Greece can also be included because of the shared culture.

Any Balkan person who is friends with another Balkan person creates their own BalkanMania to show the western people that we are in charge of the best and happiest population in the world, because capitalism is not the key of happiness. Rakija, Ćevape, the sound of accordion music and partying daily with joyful people actually are.

'Bro, I don't need such friends like yours. I have my own BalkanMania with whom I can eat and drink the whole night in the back seat of the yugo car with blasting old music from forty years ago.'

'BalkanMania? Sounds like a TV-show.'

'Yeah, there should be one for keeping up with the Balkans.'

by MemberOfABalkanMania January 27, 2021