Damn she is looking good for a Alyssa
by Bicth pelase August 25, 2018
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by Getherhelp December 20, 2018
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by charnobyl July 2, 2019
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A lying snake, someone you can never trust. Trust me she is the biggest asshole you would never want to be her friend did I mention she is a hoe dates bunch of dudes, she thinks she is all that but reality nothing.
Alyssa is a bitch
by S1xn9ne October 17, 2019
Get the Alyssa mug.Alyssa is a slim thicc and is a very loud person who can be very obnoxious at times, but that's what makes her so beautiful and amazing even if she doesn't realize it. she is there for anyone of her friends and has all of her friends backs. She can be very petty and will put you in your place when she needs to. But, she is a very emotional person who tries to hide it. If you have her as a friend, you are lucky she is a very loyal friend. She is an amazing kisser and a little bit of a freak with the one she is involved and is very passionate. if you have her, don't take her for granted you will never find anyone like her as a friend or girlfriend.
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person 2: I'm blessed I have her as my girlfriend, I want to marry her
person 3: I wish I didn't lose her, I miss her...
person 2: I'm blessed I have her as my girlfriend, I want to marry her
person 3: I wish I didn't lose her, I miss her...
by crazydogsandfishland November 13, 2019
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by sickysuck November 18, 2019
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