shine your apple

To Masturbate, or have oral sex

1.wow, she just shined his apple
2.Mark is shining his apple
3.My god do you always have to shine your apple

by BlackniteZ April 5, 2007

apple

A quazi-craze in the baby name game apparently started by Gweneth Paltrow's agent.

Have they named the baby yet?

Yeah, the went all hollywood and the poor kid's gonna be called Apple.

Idiots!

by freestyle princess December 9, 2004

Apple Computers

Made by a dumbass to be used by a dumbass

Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life

Apple Computers User: uhhhh... how do I open this file?

PC User: Time to download porn...

by The dude who tries to use neither May 29, 2008

backwards apple

The most offensive thing you could possibly describe as a sexual act. I won't even go into it.

Last night Steve gave Brenda the old backwards apple.

by Henry January 2, 2005

apple bottoms

buttox of a woman that resemble the sexual image of a beautiful tropical apple.

i wanna hit dat bitch from the apple bottoms. damm!!

by Samuel the shigadeidei December 28, 2005

Pelican's Applause

This ambiguous sound can be noticed when a rather large person's double, triple, or quadruple chin has accumulated enough mass to slap against their neck, creating a subtle clap-like noise that is produced by the movement of their jaw while eating or sometimes talking. Sometimes mistaken for lip-smacking, if you are chubby enough to have a pelican's applause, you might as well just keep eating because your ass will never be thin.

Roseanne Barr is so lazy she just flaps her jaw for her Pelican's Applause instead of exerting the energy to move her arms at awards shows.

by Narcolepticjay August 30, 2006

Apple Cup

an annual football game played by the Cougs and the Huskies in Washington state.

Yeah, the cougars beat the huskies again in the Apple Cup!

by Bryan Thomson December 28, 2005