Headbutt-asaurus

Headbutt-asaurus also known as "big ass head" not havingsecond much brain,or alot of space around the small brain.Very Ugly in appearance. Also know to been hit with an Ugly Stick repeatedly. Also known to inflict pain or death by way of headbutting its prey. Headbutt-asaurus may have small feet with large hands, can be female or male or both. They also eat many Burritos & drink lots of coffee. Also tend to write on whatever whenever.

ME-"oh no! here comes a Headbutt-asaurus"!
Headbutt-asaurus (female version) ra ra ra rew!! (in manly voice)

by fknblown August 23, 2011

St. Asaph

A town which has been pretending to be a city for years and has just been given actual city status by the Queen for her jubilee

the 51 bus now says "Denbigh via St. Asaph City centre"

by SallyBear September 18, 2012

tight as a tick

To be painfully full. A Southern colloquialism that is used after consuming far too much food. If you have ever popped a tick when it is full of blood the connection is quite obvious.

Beuford: Man that was some good barbeque! I am full!
Bubba: No kidding, I'm as tight as a tick!

by Olin Oden July 27, 2014

Fly as a Kite

When you are trying out a new style and you are looking sexy as hell.

Damn! That guy is rocking an ombre shirt with a pocket square. He is looking as fly as a kite!

by Pen15Pump April 23, 2015

Sober as a rock

To be extremely sober. According to claire, this is a thing.

Claire is sober as a rock.

by original_prankster November 3, 2016

Skinny as a needle

Britney Spears

Person 1: Have you heard “Toxic” by Skinny As A Needle?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Britney Spears?
Person 1: Yes!

by jennahasabasketballgametmrw June 27, 2019

straight as a circle

anyone whom simply doesn't consider themselves straight

Ignorant homophobe: You're straight-
Homoromantic heteroflexible: STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE.

by suck_my_d33 June 26, 2021