Father

"Father" is someone who loves to go to the store and get milk.. He'll come back... right??

My Father left to go get the milk, ten years ago..

by EatGlueee July 21, 2021

father

a person who went missing

my father went out for milk

by ajkldskjldassdjkal December 14, 2020

Father-friendly

Father-friendly is the open expression of value for the role of a father as an equally necessary parent, which is communicated through welcoming means that promote, nurture, and sustain the responsibilities, involved with fatherhood.

If a father wants a father-friendly environment, he needs to act like a friendly father, especially to other fathers, in a way that will lead to parental equity.

by Hogan Hilling July 24, 2015

Father O'nalo

Priest of Irish and Scottish decent, that have a facination for young male individuals.

Dude, are you sure your asshole can take another visit from father o'nalo?

by Capt. Retardo November 24, 2016

Finger father

The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.

"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"

by Dock Daddy December 20, 2021

father

something i dont have and never will

my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job

by where my dad go? March 7, 2023

My Father

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.

“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”

by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 15, 2021