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WASTED

IT ISENT ABOUT THE ACHOHAL OR STUPID HORNY WORDS, SPIDER MAN! ITS ABOUT THE EPIC DEATH (death sound from GTA 5 plays)
wasted ded basicly
by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021
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Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
__________

Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024
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whitney wasted

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.
Man, I got Whitney wasted last night and it was the best night of my life.
by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014
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Meg wasted

A state of being drunk when you are 1 drink off the floor
by Ninina September 21, 2019
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wasted

A word that you must say instead of Rest in Peace
When others died
You: Wasted

When you died
Others: Wasted
by Sir. B February 17, 2020
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Waste Fee

a charge by someone for someone else wasting there time
I'm going to charge you a 5% waste fee for wasting my fucking time
by gcskyway August 2, 2025
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dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."
by PikeTU February 16, 2018
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